Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience)


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(Source: jakesjohnson)


i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain)


dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot